lmfao wish me luck hahaha as i have to go outdoors and speak to human beings right now hahaha HAHAHA they’re going to be like hello what’s your name and i’m going to be like DRAGON AGE 3 and they’re going to be like i beg your— and i’m going to be like VARRIC LOOKED LIKE HE WAS CRYING and they’re going to back slowly away and i’m going to whisper inquisition fall 2014 over and over to myself, farewell
Was I the only one who thought about how great the Dragon Age 3 sex scenes are gonna look in that Frostbite engine?
the best hd in the world can’t fix awkward
Probably the highest-quality fade-to-black ever made.
It finally happens.
Varric has become a romance option.
He and the Inquisitor confess their feelings and share a passionate kiss. The Inquisitor backs on to the nearby bed, watching as Varric loosens the red cloth around his neck and slowly pulls away his armored chest plate.
There is his chest hair. It’s as thick and glorious as ever.
Varric heads towards the bed.
His chest hair extends.
It slowly grows across the screen, cloaking the impeding sex from view.
Fade to black via chest hair.
- parents: We love you.
- friends: We love you.
- others: We love you.
- boy/girlfriend: I love you.
- paranoia: They're lying, they're just using you. No one loves you. You're ugly. Everyone hates you. They all talk behind your back. You are unloved.
You know what I would very much like to see in Dragon Age 3? A masquerade ball.
If even one minute of the game takes place in Orlais and we don’t get a masquerade ball, I’m going to feel cheated.
But with Thedas literally on fire, do you think there’s time to hold one?
You underestimate the Orlesians’ commitment to frivolity.
Watching people go out and have wonderful social lives and you didn’t even brush your hair, let alone go outside today.
might i compare ur dick to the da3 trailer short, unsatisfactory, and it left me crying