Well, hello. I'm Jo and my life just happens to be one extended hyperbole.
English.Nineteen.Queer.
Gaming.TV. Whinging. Cats.Feminism.General moral outrage.Mental illness.General geekery.
i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
jfc
watch it
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whispers you guys it’s a good thing DA3 won’t be out until fall 2014 because that means bioware will actually have the time to finish and polish the game so it’ll be the best possible game it can
waiting sucks but let’s not freak out okay
(via historykraken)
lmfao wish me luck hahaha as i have to go outdoors and speak to human beings right now hahaha HAHAHA they’re going to be like hello what’s your name and i’m going to be like DRAGON AGE 3 and they’re going to be like i beg your— and i’m going to be like VARRIC LOOKED LIKE HE WAS CRYING and they’re going to back slowly away and i’m going to whisper inquisition fall 2014 over and over to myself, farewell
Was I the only one who thought about how great the Dragon Age 3 sex scenes are gonna look in that Frostbite engine?
the best hd in the world can’t fix awkward
Probably the highest-quality fade-to-black ever made.
It finally happens.
Varric has become a romance option.
He and the Inquisitor confess their feelings and share a passionate kiss. The Inquisitor backs on to the nearby bed, watching as Varric loosens the red cloth around his neck and slowly pulls away his armored chest plate.
There is his chest hair. It’s as thick and glorious as ever.
Varric heads towards the bed.
His chest hair extends.
It slowly grows across the screen, cloaking the impeding sex from view.
Fade to black via chest hair.
(via gohavefunschwim)
(via bosh-tet)
- parents: We love you.
- friends: We love you.
- others: We love you.
- boy/girlfriend: I love you.
- paranoia: They're lying, they're just using you. No one loves you. You're ugly. Everyone hates you. They all talk behind your back. You are unloved.
You know what I would very much like to see in Dragon Age 3? A masquerade ball.
If even one minute of the game takes place in Orlais and we don’t get a masquerade ball, I’m going to feel cheated.
But with Thedas literally on fire, do you think there’s time to hold one?
You underestimate the Orlesians’ commitment to frivolity.
(via catchingkatniss)
Watching people go out and have wonderful social lives and you didn’t even brush your hair, let alone go outside today.
might i compare ur dick to the da3 trailer short, unsatisfactory, and it left me crying
the people who write the skittles statuses are high as crap
“put these guys on acid and give them admin access to our facebook”
(via lizziegoneastray)
jazn:
Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.
(via Feminism)
bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.
Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.
Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men.
Whenever I hear badass stories like this I keep thinking where the fuck is her movie
i wrote an essay about her and thats how you get into college kids
HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?? WHY DID I EVEN GO TO SCHOOL?????
it’s back on my dash for the third time this month:
ALWAYS REBLOG JULIE D’AUBIGNY
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