instead of milk with my cereal I use wine and then also instead of my cereal I use wine
have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it
is that not what happened
I wanna dye my hair like vivid vivid purple and my mum’s response was LOLNOJOB FOR YOU. Siiigh. That woman never thinks of anything else.
[stands in corner of the room] [breathes heavily] [mutters] stop shipping that
whispers you guys it’s a good thing DA3 won’t be out until fall 2014 because that means bioware will actually have the time to finish and polish the game so it’ll be the best possible game it can
waiting sucks but let’s not freak out okay
lmfao wish me luck hahaha as i have to go outdoors and speak to human beings right now hahaha HAHAHA they’re going to be like hello what’s your name and i’m going to be like DRAGON AGE 3 and they’re going to be like i beg your— and i’m going to be like VARRIC LOOKED LIKE HE WAS CRYING and they’re going to back slowly away and i’m going to whisper inquisition fall 2014 over and over to myself, farewell
the best hd in the world can’t fix awkward
Probably the highest-quality fade-to-black ever made.
It finally happens.
Varric has become a romance option.
He and the Inquisitor confess their feelings and share a passionate kiss. The Inquisitor backs on to the nearby bed, watching as Varric loosens the red cloth around his neck and slowly pulls away his armored chest plate.
There is his chest hair. It’s as thick and glorious as ever.
Varric heads towards the bed.
His chest hair extends.
It slowly grows across the screen, cloaking the impeding sex from view.
Fade to black via chest hair.
- parents: We love you.
- friends: We love you.
- others: We love you.
- boy/girlfriend: I love you.
- paranoia: They're lying, they're just using you. No one loves you. You're ugly. Everyone hates you. They all talk behind your back. You are unloved.
You know what I would very much like to see in Dragon Age 3? A masquerade ball.
If even one minute of the game takes place in Orlais and we don’t get a masquerade ball, I’m going to feel cheated.
But with Thedas literally on fire, do you think there’s time to hold one?
You underestimate the Orlesians’ commitment to frivolity.
Watching people go out and have wonderful social lives and you didn’t even brush your hair, let alone go outside today.
might i compare ur dick to the da3 trailer short, unsatisfactory, and it left me crying
the people who write the skittles statuses are high as crap
“put these guys on acid and give them admin access to our facebook”
Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.
You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t
I know. I know. It was white-savioury and cheesy and everything bad but my life is Dany feels.
injury kits are for schmucks
Kanye West sex tape spoiler: he doesn’t let her finish.
if there’s a fourth dragon age and they don’t call it dragon age: fourigins i’m gonna be so mad