Well, hello. I'm Jo and my life just happens to be one extended hyperbole.
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Gaming.TV. Whinging. Cats.Feminism.General moral outrage.Mental illness.General geekery.
“Dammit, Britta! Did you shoot yourself too?! Every time…”
“Hey! Don’t talk to her like that!”
“Every time…”
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Yo yo yo, check the mic, check the mic — MC Alison Brie is in the hizzouse!
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American Sword Cooks is a reality show in which contestants compete by cooking different dishes. The contestants themselves do not use swords in their cooking. Only the judges do. Every week, the judges disagree about which contestant cooked the best thing. And to settle their disputes, they must sword fight each other. The swords are real, and there is a real element of danger in this. The producers of American Sword Cooks (Trobed) feel this is what differentiates their show from all other reality cooking shows.
Blind/Blonde is more or less what you see is what you get. Annie Jenkins was born blind, but was raised to believe there’s nothing she can’t do. She enrolled in surgery school and was the top of her class. She does surgery by feeling the organs. The problem is her hospital, Greenhealth Main, can’t insure her unless they pair her with a sighted surgeon. Enter Britta Portnoy, The worst surgeon in surgery school. Now the two of them have to navigate surgery - and dating - together. Annie has never dated (she’s blind, duh). So in addition to helping her with surgery, Britta also helps her go on dates. There is a kiss in episode 12. [x]
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Sodium pentothal, known commonly as truth serum.
#the best thing about this scene is that it’s abed’s mental picture of troy #like this is what abed thinks troy would do if he was injected with truth serum #which means it has been my headcanon since this episode that sometimes troy CONFESSES SHIT TO ABED #shit like OH GOD ABED I STOLE THIS PEN FROM THE BANK WAAAAAAAH #or ABED I KNOW ONLY I CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES BUT I NEVER HAVE!! NEVER ONCE!! #or ABED SOME OF MY FRIENDS CAN’T DANCE BUT EVEN THOUGH THEY CAN’T DANCE THEY’RE STILL FRIENDS OF MINE #IS MY WHOLE LIFE A LIFE????? #and abed just like#cocks his head and lets him get it off his chest #and then adds it to the file he’s pulling from to create this scene #the THINGS TROY THINKS OF AS CONFESSIONS file#it’s a long and interesting read (via gyzym)
